Jokes Funny Dirty Text Messages to Send to Friends
Everyone has a telephone on them, which means lucky for y'all, everyone is susceptible to a classic text bulletin prank.
The fine art of pranking has seen a lot of growth with the rise of applied science — but the days of prank phone calls or farting noise apps are already long gone. Sorry to intermission it to you, but the aforementioned old jokes aren't going to cut it anymore.
These days, texting pranks requires a subtle cunningness to throw your target off baby-sit. You don't have to resort to digitally cloning yourself to expertly prank someone. Thank you to smartphones, yous have all you demand in your pocket. With a few seconds and some pre-planning, you tin can go the master of text bulletin pranks that yous've always dreamed of beingness. Here are some of our favorites to pull out in times of demand.
1. Take reward of the shortcut feature
The nigh underutilized part of the shortcut feature is for texting pranks. Sure, you tin can accommodate your settings to plow a quick "omw" into "on my fashion!" or you lot tin sneak into a friend's phone and change "lol" to the lyrics of Rick Astley'south "Never Gonna Give You lot Up" or whatever y'all see fit.
Just go to Settings > Full general > Keyboard > Text Replacement, and get wild.
Shortcuts might exist the best text prank out there. Credit: mashable
2. GIFs are a prankster'south all-time friend
If you don't know what to say, sometimes the best thing to do is answer with a GIF. The same thought process can be applied to pranks — but unfortunately this one simply works for iPhone users.
The texting bubble is an feet-riddling sight, but endeavor texting your friend a GIF of one. They'll be staring at the phone wondering what in the world is taking you so long to answer, and it'll have them way also long to realize that you've really only sent a GIF.
Here's where you can download the texting chimera.
3. Horrify your grammer-enthusiast friend
In a like vein of replacing shortcut words, iPhones make information technology piece of cake to change up some words that will drive the grammer enthusiast in your life crazy. Add a shortcut that switches words similar "you're" to "your" or "also" to "2."
Replacing words with their improper counterparts is the perfecttexting prank for your grammar-enthusiast friend. Credit: mashable
4. Transform yourself into a bot
This texting prank requires the utmost dedication and isn't something that can necessarily be pre-planned, but it's worth it. Arts and crafts a message that can easily exist mistaken for a bot and when a friend texts, copy and paste your drafted statement equally a response over and again until the jig is up.
Distressing, mom. This texting prank turns you into a bot. Credit: mashable
5. Get lyrical
This texting prank has been floating around on social media for awhile, but keeps coming back considering the results are sometimes that good. Selection a song, whatsoever vocal — preferably one with questions or short sentences — and find a poor soul in your contact listing to slowly text lyrics to, one by one.
Information technology'south a slow burner but information technology's worth it. Just don't become defenseless!
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six. Sign them up for a text listing
Anybody from Kathy Griffin to activists have texting lists that y'all tin sign upwards for. Do your friend a favor and prank them past alerting them to the latest one-act shows or protests going on in their surface area. They'll exist so confused, and while yous might not be in that location to run across the look of confusion, knowing the feeling volition exist there is what's important.
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vii. Change contact names
This prank is not for the faint of heart. If you're brave enough, a funny thing to do is switch names of contacts in a friend'south phone. Try changing your name to "Mom" and encounter the hilarious messages coil in.
Don't exercise it too long or yous'll ruin a proficient thing, merely fair warning: If you've got friends who gossip a lot via text though, this might not exist the one for y'all.
8. Any one of Nathan Fielder'south text pranks
For years, the Nathan For You star has been tweeting texting pranks. He asks his fans to tweet out the reactions to said prank, and the results are 10/x hilarious. Here are a couple to effort out beginning:
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ix. The power of Airdrop
Sad, Android users, this one is as well strictly for the iPhone folks.
Airdrops are underutilized tools that have plenty of prank chapters. Endeavour sending a random funny photograph to a friend out of context and lookout man their face light up beyond the room — just delight, if you endeavour this with strangers, do *not* Airdrop them inappropriate photos, thank you very much.
Still, with the right prototype, it can be the perfect prank. Case in point:
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10. The old wallpaper switcharoo
There are two ways to go with this prank: after moving the first page of apps to a second page, you can download an prototype of a fake cracked screen and brand that your friend's wallpaper. Or, as suggested by BuzzFeed, yous can supervene upon their wallpaper with a screenshot of their normal home screen. With all their real apps on the second page, your friend will exist tapping away to no avail.
11. Ship them a "ghost" photo
Did you know there are apps that can add faux ghosts to your pics? Well now you do, available on bothAndroid and iOS.
Your friend may be too freaked out to realize it'southward Apr 1 and a joke.
12. Re-send them the same affair over and over
Is this the about creative prank? Admittedly not. Merely information technology volition exist constructive. Just send your friend the same phrase over and over, dozens of times, with no explanation. It'southward bound to annoy them. When they ask what'south happening either keep sending the phrase, say information technology was a weird connexion, or go silent.
13. Ship them a turtle climbing out of a briefcase
This is an idea cribbed from the Netflix show Master of None. Only if yous send someone a photo of a turtle climbing out of a briefcase, then follow with "whoops wrong person," it's spring to leave them confused. It's not difficult to find the picture in question.
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xiv. Never responding to your text messages
The loneliest prank of them all.
This story was original published in August 2018 and updated in March 2021.
Source: https://mashable.com/article/text-message-pranks